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I don't want to overthrow the government. I wanna fire 'em. Gallagher firegovernmentoverthrow Change image and share on social
I don't say that I'm going to be like every other comic that's blue, or gratuitous use of language. I do try to have my own standards: I don't do everything the audience wants, and I do try to surprise them. Gallagher audiencebluecomic share on social
I need wrong to get laughs. I need a normal world so that I can be abnormal, and that's my problem. Comedians need prejudice. Gallagher abnormalcomedianlaugh Change image and share on social
After ten years of word processing, I can't even do hand writing anymore. Douglas Adams anymorehandprocess Change image and share on social
A kid is something precious, and you want to protect it and keep it fun. I'm not a dad, but I've seen people and how they behave with their kids. Jason Statham behavedadfun Change image and share on social
