Top 451 Funny Quotes

I appreciate humor so much, but I'm actually not a funny girl.

I appreciate humor so much, but I'm actually not a funny girl.

Emmanuelle Chriqui

Writing for young children I find I often use particular jokes with words and exaggerated, funny events, but some of these haunt the more complex stories for older children too.

Writing for young children I find I often use particular jokes with words and exaggerated, funny events, but some of these haunt the more complex stories for older children too.

Margaret Mahy

I don't really have a type of guy I like. It's just like nice guys, cute boys I mean, ones that are funny.

I don't really have a type of guy I like. It's just like nice guys, cute boys I mean, ones that are funny.

Emma Roberts

When I was right out of college, I felt competitive with some of the guys in my class over career stuff. It's funny now to think about it - that a friend getting a job or something had anything to do with me... I think that my relationship with my wife has played a pivotal role in the chilling out of Aaron.

Aaron Staton

Yes, some women are funny. No, some women aren't funny. It's similar to how some women are tall and, you know, some women are short.

Yes, some women are funny. No, some women aren't funny. It's similar to how some women are tall and, you know, some women are short.

Ellie Kemper

Many comedians have a dark side that lets them take a negative thing and turn it funny.

Many comedians have a dark side that lets them take a negative thing and turn it funny.

Rachel Dratch

If you have spent any time with Barack Obama, you know he's a funny guy. He's a good guy. He knows sports.

If you have spent any time with Barack Obama, you know he's a funny guy. He's a good guy. He knows sports.

Ed Rendell

There's something very authentic about humor, when you think about it. Anybody can pretend to be serious. But you can't pretend to be funny.

There's something very authentic about humor, when you think about it. Anybody can pretend to be serious. But you can't pretend to be funny.

Billy Collins

I found out a long time ago that if I didn't have a good story for a song, I could just make one up! Now it seems over half the stories in my show are made up. The funny thing is, those seem to be the ones that resonate the most with the audiences.

Ronny Cox

Life is funny, and that's why I celebrate it in my shows.

Life is funny, and that's why I celebrate it in my shows.

Loni Love

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