I like funny guys and those, for some reason, tend to be nerdy guys. Megan Fox funnyguynerdy Change image and share on social
Part of being a comedian is that it's your job to look at life and regurgitate it in a funny way, to point out its absurdities. Greg Behrendt absurditycomedianfunny Change image and share on social
Do I have a long-term plan? Kind of. I have a general direction, I think. But it's funny what comes down the pike. Jeff Bridges directionfunnygeneral Change image and share on social
It's such a funny thing when you see your daughter transitioning from your baby, your little girl, to suddenly being a young woman. If you're not really looking for it, you can miss it, and Lily-Rose is on that road already, and there's nothing I can do to stop it. Johnny Depp babydaughterfunny share on social
It's good to be funny when you are a comedian. George Lindsey comedianfunnygood Change image and share on social
A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. Jerry Seinfeld blenderkindtop Change image and share on social
My mom always told me, 'You're very smart; you're very funny.' She never told me, 'You're very beautiful.' Mariacarla Boscono beautifulfunnymom Change image and share on social
I'm like, bursting. I should be working. I don't want to take a break. It's funny, on set, I don't have to go to the bathroom, I don't have anything wrong, I'm perfectly fine, so through-and-through. I'm not hungry. I'm literally not even in my own body. Kristen Stewart bathroombodybreak share on social
There is something irresistibly funny about a funeral. More basically, I think the point is that beyond the deepest tragedy, there is laughter. Even in the midst of tragedy, there is always the possibility for it. Del Close basicallydeepfuneral share on social
The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. Bill Vaughan collectorcreatelove Change image and share on social
