People ask 'do you make a conscious effort not to swear?' - if you're doing silly stuff you're not tempted to put swearing in. All the comics from my childhood, who were funny without swearing, were the people that influenced me. What I do is quite traditional anyway. Tim Vine childhoodcomicconscious share on social
My father was a very funny man, and one of my strongest recollections is hearing him laugh. He didn't like people who had no sense of humour. Mike Myers fatherfunnyhear Change image and share on social
To be or not to be. That's not really a question. Jean-Luc Godard question Change image and share on social
It's funny how the music industry is enraged about the Internet and the way things are copied without being paid for. But you know why people steal the music? Because they can't afford the music. Tom Petty affordcopyenrage Change image and share on social
Every time I work on a scene or I work on the overall movie, I had my kids unconsciously in mind. Is that going to please them? Is it going to be funny for them? And if it is funny for them, is it going to be funny for their friends and their friends' friends? Pierre Coffin friendfunnykid share on social
My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger. Billy Connolly definitionintellectuallisten Change image and share on social
It's so funny because the roles that I've been offered in the indie film world have been similar to each other, and the roles that I've been offered in the TV world have been similar to each other, but the TV roles and the indie film roles have been completely different. Courtney Ford completelyfilmfunny share on social
If you're talking about Java in particular, Python is about the best fit you can get amongst all the other languages. Yet the funny thing is, from a language point of view, JavaScript has a lot in common with Python, but it is sort of a restricted subset. Guido van Rossum commonfitfunny share on social
Without hurting anybody, we all tend to laugh at others' discomfort. When someone slips on a banana skin and falls it's funny. Shah Rukh Khan bananadiscomfortfall Change image and share on social
My mom always told me, 'You're very smart; you're very funny.' She never told me, 'You're very beautiful.' Mariacarla Boscono beautifulfunnymom Change image and share on social