Peter Sellers

Conversation like television set on honeymoon... unnecessary.

Finally, in conclusion, let me say just this.

There is no me. I do not exist. There used to be a me but I had it surgically removed.

My style is Edie Sedgwick meets Grace Jones, or Audrey Hepburn meets Salt 'n' Pepa. Strong and feisty but still classic.

I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman.

Humor has to surprise us; otherwise, it isn't funny. It's a death knell for a writer to be labeled a humorist because then it's not a surprise anymore.