The funny thing is I'm not even Latin. I was constantly getting Latin roles, and I was like, I even was nominated for an award, and I was like, 'Let them know at the NAACP, the first white woman. Let them know I'm totally grateful, but I'm not Latin. I can't do that. I play Latin.' Vanessa Ferlito awardconstantlyfunny share on social
It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate. Dave Barry absorbbodycholesterol Change image and share on social
I don't know how to be like a Bill Murray or a Will Ferrell, these guys who know how to make a line funny just by, I don't know, some extra-sense perception. I only know character and emotion and real acting; that's all I know how to do. John C. Reilly actbillcharacter share on social
When you're from a boring town, you have to find things to do. It's funny: I always knew I wanted to make music, so I was always kind of ahead of my peers. I had an MP3 player by the time I was in the fourth grade. Shamir aheadborefind share on social
Every day after school for 10 years, I was on the set of 'Married... with Children,' which is a really funny and perverse place for a little girl in a Catholic school uniform to grow up. Meghan Markle catholicchildday Change image and share on social
I wrote a pilot for myself. It's about a Latina actress trying to make it in Hollywood. It's pretty funny. Melonie Diaz actressfunnyhollywood Change image and share on social
If my mother hadn't laughed at the funny things I did, I probably wouldn't be a comic actor. After she had her first heart attack, the doctor said, 'Try to make her laugh.' And that was the first time I tried to make anyone laugh. Gene Wilder actorattackcomic share on social
All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me. Mitch Hedberg approvefunnyjoke Change image and share on social
I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny. Larry David badfunnygood Change image and share on social
A mate of mine told me recently, 'It's the first time I've seen you work, Worthington.' I thought that was quite funny, but he was right. Sam Worthington funnyhavemate Change image and share on social
