Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly. P. J. O'Rourke difficultdisciplineparent Change image and share on social
The funny thing about children is that, whichever room we're in, that's where they'll be. If I'm in the bath, they'll want to be in there too, playing with the toothbrush pot or brushing my hair. Keeley Hawes bathbrushchild Change image and share on social
I don't want to go and start trying to make jokes in places like India, Tanzania or Iraq. Afghanistan is not a funny place. Bill Bryson afghanistanfunnyindia Change image and share on social
To be able to make a good living in a challenging medium like soap operas is great. The best is that I get to act and am rewarded for it. And the people I work with are great. Funny, intelligent, hard working. They're all great to be around. David Canary actchallengefunny share on social
I don't control the line of 'funny,' 'funny,' 'funny,' 'not funny.' Tracy Morgan controlfunnyline Change image and share on social
It's funny, 'cause it seems like just yesterday that I was the youngest player just starting out. But now there are young players all over the league, and they'll ask me questions about playing overseas or finding an agent. Sue Wicks agentfindfunny share on social
I had just finished working on a play, and we started to talk to the 'Happy Endings' folks. There was interest from both sides, which was exciting, because I thought it was very fresh. Adam Pally's just a really funny, talented dude. I thought I'd be great to jump on and do some comedy. James Wolk adamcomedydude share on social
I showed what I can do with butter, right? Eighty-five percent increase in sales. I'm very proud of them Country Life ads. They were funny and clever and classy like the Toblerone ads I grew up with. John Lydon butterclassyclever Change image and share on social
My career only took off because of one football game. I thought it was funny. 'Playboy' called and offered me a cover just like that. I turned them down initially, because I was nervous about it and my boyfriend at the time didn't want me to do it, but they kept coming back, so I eventually said yes. Pamela Anderson backboyfriendcall share on social