Top 451 Funny Quotes

I'm always trying to find the next comedian that just gives me something a little funny to combine with all of the depressing news that I'm processing.

I'm always trying to find the next comedian that just gives me something a little funny to combine with all of the depressing news that I'm processing.

Jesse Williams

Sites like Funny or Die and College Humor are great, but I'd say it's appealing to 80% men and 20% women.

Sites like Funny or Die and College Humor are great, but I'd say it's appealing to 80% men and 20% women.

Zooey Deschanel

All of my favorite actresses are comedians at heart: Shirley MacLaine and Madeline Kahn, Diane Keaton and Debra Winger. And they are all amazing dramatic actresses, but everything they do is funny.

All of my favorite actresses are comedians at heart: Shirley MacLaine and Madeline Kahn, Diane Keaton and Debra Winger. And they are all amazing dramatic actresses, but everything they do is funny.

Casey Wilson

Some of the pictures I must say every now and then I just think are going to be funny. When it gets that much, you might as well just pull out all the stops and make it more of a burlesque.

Some of the pictures I must say every now and then I just think are going to be funny. When it gets that much, you might as well just pull out all the stops and make it more of a burlesque.

Martin Mull

I think that Obama is very cool. And I think he's clever, and I think he can be witty. But I don't think he's funny in either the way that Reagan was funny - or John McCain and Dick Cheney are both funny in that ruthless, kind of mean way.

Mo Rocca

I think with 'Chunky Rice,' it felt novel to me to give this emo twist on these funny animals.

I think with 'Chunky Rice,' it felt novel to me to give this emo twist on these funny animals.

Craig Thompson

It's funny the things the Internet likes to proclaim.

It's funny the things the Internet likes to proclaim.

Rachel McAdams

The 'Billionaire' song is what my kids tease me with. They sing it to me. It's funny.

The 'Billionaire' song is what my kids tease me with. They sing it to me. It's funny.

Bill Gates

Cheech and I used to call ourselves musicians; we never called ourselves comedians. We were musicians that were funny.

Cheech and I used to call ourselves musicians; we never called ourselves comedians. We were musicians that were funny.

Tommy Chong

In the film world, and I know this from just talking to other people, that I'm known as a kind of dramatic, serious, almost humorless actor, and the fact is I'm a funny guy, and I spend most of my life trying to find a lighter side of things and on stage was given plenty of opportunity to do that.

Campbell Scott

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