I've had countless reviews sort that have made me cry. It's funny, it doesn't ever get better either; you can't turn your ears off. Eleanor Catton countlesscryear Change image and share on social
It's so funny, because when I was growing up in a small town in New Hampshire, I was obsessed with Leonardo DiCaprio - from the 'Growing Pains'/'What's Eating Gilbert Grape' era, because he was superhot - and I carried a laminated photo of him in my wallet and said he was my boyfriend. But no one believed me. Eliza Coupe believeboyfriendcarry share on social
It's funny: I kinda still float under the radar. I'm not tall like a New York Knick; I'm not a heavy, strong New York Giant or New York Jet. I blend in pretty well. A lot of people don't recognize me too many places. More men recognize me than women. Curtis Granderson blendfloatfunny share on social
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution? H. L. Mencken institutionlivemarriage Change image and share on social
There's always something funny about men chasing women. David Spade chasefunnyman Change image and share on social
Yeah, there were a few years in the early nineties where I really began to hate what was valued as funny and just sort of what was valued in stand-up, period. Patton Oswalt beginearlyfunny Change image and share on social
I think I have a dark view of the world. I have to make everything funny, otherwise it all seems so sad. Moon Unit Zappa darkfunnymake Change image and share on social
I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty. Imelda Marcos pairshoesixty Change image and share on social
I was always telling everybody that I could be funny. Sally Kellerman funnytell Change image and share on social
Flirting is funny. And it's awkward and weird. Hannah Simone awkwardflirtfunny Change image and share on social