Not many people know what their parents sound like having sex. It was noisy. Moon Unit Zappa noisyparentpeople Change image and share on social
I spent most of my life locked in my bedroom, miserable about my raging acne. Moon Unit Zappa acnebedroomlife Change image and share on social
We had two rules growing up in my house: If you're going to take a shower, do it with whomever you're dating so you don't waste water; and if you buy one for yourself, buy six, because everybody's going to want one. Moon Unit Zappa buydategrow share on social
I should just drive around this city and take photos of all the buildings I've been humiliated in. Moon Unit Zappa buildingcitydrive Change image and share on social
I have a tree man coming to trim the jacaranda in my front garden. Moon Unit Zappa comefrontgarden Change image and share on social
How strange, when your father's wearing women's clothes and platform shoes, that a pair of loafers looks incredible. Moon Unit Zappa clothefatherincredible Change image and share on social
Every job I've ever gotten has been an accident. All the jobs I actually go after, I don't get. Moon Unit Zappa accidenthavejob Change image and share on social
I had a friend whose family had dinner together. The mother would tuck you in at night and make breakfast in the morning. They even had a spare bike for a friend. It just seemed so amazing to me. Moon Unit Zappa amazebikebreakfast Change image and share on social
If there's anything more mortifying than being famous at 14, it's being washed up right after. Moon Unit Zappa famousmortifywash Change image and share on social
I made enough money to buy a house. That's crazy, but fame proved ephemeral. Moon Unit Zappa buycrazyephemeral Change image and share on social
