Top 451 Funny Quotes

What I am looking for is a blessing not in disguise.

What I am looking for is a blessing not in disguise.

Jerome K. Jerome

Don DeLillo's 'White Noise,' which I read when I was 19. It showed me that a book can be funny as hell and deadly serious.

Don DeLillo's 'White Noise,' which I read when I was 19. It showed me that a book can be funny as hell and deadly serious.

Kevin Barry

I just couldn't go back to Suddenly Susan after David Strickland's suicide. I didn't see how we could make the show light and funny any more.

I just couldn't go back to Suddenly Susan after David Strickland's suicide. I didn't see how we could make the show light and funny any more.

Judd Nelson

My whole family can talk. They are all car salesmen. They are all funny.

My whole family can talk. They are all car salesmen. They are all funny.

P. J. O'Rourke

Don't send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals, when their cheery effect is needed.

Don't send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals, when their cheery effect is needed.

P. J. O'Rourke

I made the choice long ago to write about real life. And life is both serious and funny.

I made the choice long ago to write about real life. And life is both serious and funny.

Paula Danziger

It's really easy to be funny. You get a lot of funny people in a room, the show is funny.

It's really easy to be funny. You get a lot of funny people in a room, the show is funny.

Jill Soloway

With TV, you just have to finish the days and get the episodes out. And it's always going to be an impossible schedule. That's the funny thing with TV that not a lot of people realize.

With TV, you just have to finish the days and get the episodes out. And it's always going to be an impossible schedule. That's the funny thing with TV that not a lot of people realize.

Dylan O'Brien

When I play a game, I want to play, not necessarily laugh. If you try to make me laugh at the expense of interactivity, then you've just created another funny game that isn't very fun. The videogame medium itself is a terrible place for complicated humor, drama, and character development.

Doug TenNapel

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.

Bill Cosby

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