I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. Joan Rivers beddishhate Change image and share on social
If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor. Joan Rivers benddiamondfloor Change image and share on social
I don't find that I subscribe or believe in many rules about what comedy is and what makes it funny. Kyle Bornheimer comedyfindfunny Change image and share on social
I had a strong vision for 'The Best Man Holiday,' so I was able to translate that to the actors and ultimately to the screen. Things can't get too heavy or too outrageously funny; it has to strike a balance. Tone is everything. If you've set the right tone, you can get away with a lot of stuff. You can get away with making people cry. Malcolm D. Lee actorbalancecry share on social
I was always loud and obnoxious and giggly and funny. Krysten Ritter funnygigglyloud Change image and share on social
There's a misunderstanding about what nonsensical things are - the idea that they're just funny, and that's the beginning and the end of it. Nonsense is not 'not sense' - it operates at the edge of sense. It teems with sense - at the same time, it resists any kind of universal understanding. Jesse Ball beginedgeend share on social
I don't think my judgment is that good. I don't know what is funny. Jerry Stiller funnygoodjudgment Change image and share on social
It's funny, because people always say when they meet me, having read me - or they read me, having met me - that they are struck by how the tone is pretty similar, in real life and in the books. Geoff Dyer bookfunnylife Change image and share on social
I like things that are funny and have a lot else in them besides that - ideas, for example. Geoff Dyer funnyidealot Change image and share on social
It's funny. When I saw the script in my inbox and it said 'Sparkle,' I thought, 'For real? It's really called 'Sparkle?' I was wondering, too, how does 'Jordin Sparks as Sparkle' sound? Jordin Sparks callfunnyinbox Change image and share on social