I always think everyone else is funnier than me. I look at other comedians and I say, 'I wish I was that good.' People think I'm funny, and I say, 'I'm not.' Carrot Top comedianfunnygood Change image and share on social
Jonathan Lynn is one of the last actors Orsen Welles used in a production. It was wonderful. He's very sharp, very sharp. It's funny I've been asked how weird it was to have a Brit do a church gospel movie. actoraskbrit share on social
The funny thing about me is I'm kind of schizophrenic, because after four or five nights in a row of going out to parties, I just have to be alone. I hate people and feel like they're keeping me from what I really want to do, like write a fabulous novel, which I probably never will. Bob Colacello fabulousfeelfunny share on social
The gummy bears tattoo was my idea. It's my son's favorite candy. The sketch was my other son's idea. It's a self-portrait of himself. I just showed the artist his sketch and had him tattoo it on my forearm. It looks like a stick person with big hair. It's pretty funny. Prince Fielder artistbearbig share on social
It's funny to see a film in Spain with a lot of violence because we don't have a lot of violence. Well, of course, we have violence, some murders, some terrorism and a lot of things. We have suffered a dictatorship, and we talk about the civil war constantly. Javier Camara civilconstantlydictatorship share on social
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. Laurence J. Peter makewrong Change image and share on social
Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. Laurence J. Peter artfineforget Change image and share on social
If it's scary, it's supposed to be scary. If it's funny, it's supposed to be funny. That's all I try to do. Matthew Vaughn funnyscarysuppose Change image and share on social
Maybe people don't see me as believable playing a person of today. I guess I'm just more realistic in a corset and funny hairstyles. Katie McGrath believablecorsetfunny Change image and share on social
I don't need no stool and mike stand. I don't need all of that to be funny. I've been funny my whole life. This is a gift God gave me. I spread love wherever I'm at. I'm like Marvin Gaye. Tracy Morgan funnygayegift Change image and share on social
