Whenever I'm in the U.K., people say I have an American accent. Which is, obviously, funny. Zedd accentamericanfunny Change image and share on social
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. George Bernard Shaw dependgovernmentpaul Change image and share on social
I like funny things, but I don't find myself particularly funny. Chris Messina findfunnything Change image and share on social
Well, life is dark, isn't it? Mostly, it's dreadful. At the same time, death is funny too. I mean, look at the fuss we make of it. Upamanyu Chatterjee darkdeathdreadful Change image and share on social
I have an inability to enjoy things, but that's why we're in comedy. If we were happy, we wouldn't be funny, I guess. Paul Feig comedyenjoyfunny Change image and share on social
I awake with a not entirely sickened knowledge that I am merely young again and in a funny way at peace, an observer who is aware of time's chariot, aware that some metamorphosis has occurred. Harold Brodkey awakeawarechariot Change image and share on social
I think I always was a bit of a class clown, but I don't know how successful I was at that. I always think, when I read about people being class clowns, I imagine them being actually very funny, and I don't know that I was. But I tried to be, I think. Chris Parnell biteclassclown share on social
Progress is man's ability to complicate simplicity. Thor Heyerdahl abilitycomplicateman Change image and share on social
I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. Gene Wilder camerafunnylife Change image and share on social
