If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. Laurence J. Peter makewrong Change image and share on social
Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. Laurence J. Peter artfineforget Change image and share on social
If it's scary, it's supposed to be scary. If it's funny, it's supposed to be funny. That's all I try to do. Matthew Vaughn funnyscarysuppose Change image and share on social
Maybe people don't see me as believable playing a person of today. I guess I'm just more realistic in a corset and funny hairstyles. Katie McGrath believablecorsetfunny Change image and share on social
'Saturday Night Live' was like a university for funny. Tracy Morgan funnylivenight Change image and share on social
I don't need no stool and mike stand. I don't need all of that to be funny. I've been funny my whole life. This is a gift God gave me. I spread love wherever I'm at. I'm like Marvin Gaye. Tracy Morgan funnygayegift Change image and share on social
It's funny how you get a bit older and become more accepting of things. When you're in your twenties, you're skeptical of everything. I definitely felt like that. Jamie Dornan acceptbitefelt Change image and share on social
The moment I was introduced to my wife, Emma, at a party I thought, here she is - and 20 minutes later I told her she ought to marry me. She thought I was as mad as a rat. She wouldn't even give me her telephone number - and she wrote in her diary: 'A funny little man asked me to marry him.' Julian Fellowes askdiaryemma share on social
My dad would go to work every day and write in a room full of funny people. He enjoyed it. I know great writers who find the process agonising but to me, writing has always been sheer joy. Joss Whedon agonisedadday Change image and share on social
I really wanted to just be a musician. I didn't want to be anything else, but I was funny and all that. Jamie Foxx funnymusicianwant Change image and share on social