I think sometimes my humor is extremely dry, and a lot of times I would say things that I thought were very funny but... I have a reputation of - people think of me as a very fundamentalist, humorless fellow. Ian MacKaye extremelyfellowfundamentalist share on social
There have been times when I felt suicidal and I would stop my head from going in that direction of negativity because I thought there'd be something I'd miss that was funny in the future. If there's a chance I'm going to laugh tomorrow then want to live to experience that. Dave Navarro chancedirectionexperience share on social
Because death and illness are the most horrible things in life, of course that's where the most absurdly funny things are going to happen. Julia Sweeney absurdlydeathfunny Change image and share on social
It's funny because I grew up with the T.V. on 24 hours a day. And the more money I made, the more T.V.s we had. Gaby Hoffmann dayfunnygrow Change image and share on social
I am such that person that, when I'm working, I'm like, 'Oh, what I wouldn't give for a weekend off!' And then, as soon as I have more that 18 hours without anything to do, I start shaking. It's really funny. Cassidy Freeman funnygivehour share on social
Something funny certainly happens when palladium and platinum come into contact with hydrogen gas; it's one of the great mysteries still waiting to be solved on the periodic table. But it's quite a leap from 'something funny' to cold fusion. Sam Kean coldcontactfunny share on social
I guess funny people are attracted to funny people, and then you get comedy marriages. Casey Wilson attractcomedyfunny Change image and share on social
Oxford is a funny place, as it is a mixture of town and gown. You have the students at the main university and at Oxford Brookes, but there is also a big working-class community. Kevin Whately bigbrookeclass Change image and share on social
I never looked at myself as the fat sister. Sometimes I would beat people to the punch and say, 'Oh I'm the fat, funny one,' because that's what people would say about me. But I never really thought that. Khloe Kardashian beatfatfunny share on social
What's great about having an audience is they can let you know what they don't think is funny, and you can just cut that out and keep trying. Maggie Carey audiencecutfunny Change image and share on social