If I knew for a certainty that a man was coming to my house with the conscious design of doing me good, I should run for my life. Henry David Thoreau certaintycomeconscious Change image and share on social
My favorite type of pet has always been a dog. They're loyal, kind, and offer endless affection. My friend Eric says, 'The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.' Funny thought. Brendon Urie affectiondogendless Change image and share on social
Usually, if I think something is really funny, I'm not gonna test it. I'll just test it when I'm onstage. Donald Glover funnygonnaonstage Change image and share on social
Stand-up comedians say that anyone in the audience can be funny, but people paid to see us because we're just a little bit funnier. In the same way, I think anybody can play music - in fact, I think everyone has music in them, but some of us can do it a little better. J. D. Souther audiencebitecomedian share on social
It's funny - in elementary school, I went by Amber. I never liked Tiffani. Tiffani Thiessen amberelementaryfunny Change image and share on social
It's funny - nowadays people that are famous get chased by paparazzi. They have this fame, but they don't have the money to hide from it. Matt LeBlanc chasefamefamous Change image and share on social
It's funny, because I don't have a very addictive personality in any way except for things like stories or books or movies or TV. I just get, like, completely enamored and lost in that world, especially when one really hits the right way. Like, I just can't do anything else. Mae Whitman addictivebookcompletely share on social
I think a lot of times on TV we see caricatures - that's what's funny. Mayim Bialik caricaturefunnylot Change image and share on social
Prince Charles is so funny. So, so funny. Joan Rivers charlefunnyprince Change image and share on social
It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks. Joe Rogan backfunnyguy Change image and share on social
