I love Felicity Jones. It was funny because I went to go see the 'Rogue One' set, and I was like, 'Oh my God, I love you.' And she's so tiny, and elegant, and she's just so small. Everyone's so much smaller than they seem. Daisy Ridley elegantfelicityfunny share on social
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. Chris Rock complimentfoodlife Change image and share on social
I'm tall and thin but not strong, so you're either an athlete or you're funny. Keegan-Michael Key athletefunnystrong Change image and share on social
For me, I've worked hard for people to think I'm funny. Nikki Cox funnyhardhave Change image and share on social
I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. Steve Zahn castfunnyguy Change image and share on social
Books are funny little portable pieces of thought. Susan Sontag bookfunnypiece Change image and share on social
My parents always told me to be myself. I was always funny and silly as a kid. And I would always make them laugh. And they always told me to dream big and follow those dreams. Richard Simmons bigdreamfollow Change image and share on social
But it's funny that now I'm in such a happy situation, I look more objectively at my own past and see what others have seen for a long time and I'm just so glad I've been able to get to this point. Rick Allen funnygladhappy Change image and share on social
I think anyone who's perfectly happy isn't particularly funny. Joan Rivers funnyhappyperfectly Change image and share on social
It is kind of funny that the people who don't think Hillary Clinton is fit and healthy enough to be president are so worried that Hillary Clinton is fit and healthy enough to be president. Jimmy Kimmel clintonfitfunny Change image and share on social