Not intending to be funny: I sit at the keyboard, put my fingers on the keys and go. To me, it's the real secret of writing. Put yourself in front of the screen or the blank sheet of paper and get to work. Robin Hobb blankfingerfront share on social
With comedy, the jokes will come out, and people will see them coming. Changes in daily life or current events can change the consciousness of audiences and can make the show less funny or feel more stale. Robert Lopez audiencechangecome share on social
Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again. Robert A. Heinlein pastemptationyield Change image and share on social
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. Mark Twain climatecompanyheaven Change image and share on social
It's funny because Hollywood is such a small place that everyone really is less than 6 degrees of separation. Kevin Connolly degreefunnyhollywood Change image and share on social
I'm very lighthearted, outgoing, friendly, and funny, so I like to try new things. Chandler Parsons friendlyfunnylightheart Change image and share on social
'Married with Children' was racy. It was sexist. It was a lot of things, but mostly it was funny. Katey Sagal childfunnylot Change image and share on social
The funny thing is, all my friends are short. I wasn't aware of tall people till I got to high school. I didn't know they existed. I was sheltered. Kevin Hart awareexistfriend Change image and share on social
Look, you know, you can't please everybody. I'm a stand-up comic. I know that. It doesn't matter how funny you are and how well you do, there's two people that are going to walk out of there hating you. Billy Gardell comicfunnyhate share on social
It's funny the way life works. Sometimes you go around in a weird path to find out exactly what it is that you love to do, and I'm happy that I've sort of discovered something that makes me really happy. Haylie Duff discoverfindfunny share on social
