Books are funny little portable pieces of thought. Susan Sontag bookfunnypiece Change image and share on social
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours. Milton Berle committeegrouphour Change image and share on social
If you're serious, you really understand that it's important that you laugh as much as possible and admit that you're the funniest person you ever met. You have to laugh. Admit that you're funny. Otherwise, you die in solemnity. Maya Angelou admitdiefunny share on social
I think anyone who's perfectly happy isn't particularly funny. Joan Rivers funnyhappyperfectly Change image and share on social
Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if you're funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you. Joan Rivers acceptcomediennefunny Change image and share on social
It is kind of funny that the people who don't think Hillary Clinton is fit and healthy enough to be president are so worried that Hillary Clinton is fit and healthy enough to be president. Jimmy Kimmel clintonfitfunny Change image and share on social
Carol Burnett, who played Miss Hannigan in 'Annie', is as funny as it gets. Katherine Parkinson annieburnettcarol Change image and share on social
It's funny that there was so much disturbance about having a Catholic in the White House with Kennedy, and when we finally get a religion in the White House that's causing a lot of conflicts, and concerns, and disturbances for a lot of people, it's in the Bush Administration. Roger Ebert administrationbushcatholic share on social
In my film 'Queen', there was a funny moment with the bra. My director called and said they are blurring the bra. They said it is vulgar. Our director was furious about it. We are artistes... We see props as they are. A woman's bra is not a danger to the society. Kangana Ranaut artisteblurbra share on social
