I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator. Emo Philips exterminatornightsleep Change image and share on social
You can't be funny unless you're tragic, and you can't be tragic unless you're funny. Elaine Stritch funnytragic Change image and share on social
I'm funny when I want to be. And I'm even funny when I don't want to be. Elaine Stritch funny Change image and share on social
Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts. E. B. White factformgreat Change image and share on social
We went through all the scenes and they became kind of funny and they expanded a little bit and because it seemed to be working so well in the movie, they added a couple of things later on in the movie and that's how it turned out. Eugene Levy addbitecouple share on social
Try to find someone with a sense of humor. That's an important thing to have because when you get into an argument, one of the best ways to diffuse it is to be funny. You don't want to hide away from a point, because some points are serious, but you'd rather have a discussion that was a discussion, rather than an argument. Ed Sheeran argumentdiffusediscussion share on social
I don't hate humanity and I'm not interested in people who do. Although, it's funny, actually, some of my favorite writers really do. Like Martin Amis. My dirty secret. 'London Fields' is one of my favorite books ever. And it's indefensible! But he's so funny... I forgive him everything. Elizabeth Gilbert amisbookdirty share on social
At home in L.A., Sunday is lazy. It's the wife and me lying in bed with coffee, watching 'The Soup' or something funny on TiVo. The kid will occasionally join us. Eventually, breakfast is at a place down the street called Paty's. And we always have some kind of great dinner - my wife makes a great roast beef. Eric McCormack bedbeefbreakfast share on social
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. Edith Sitwell governmentincompetentpiano Change image and share on social
I was extremely lucky that I had two great wives. It sounds a bit funny to say that, but it's absolutely true. Edmund Hillary absolutelybiteextremely Change image and share on social