The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. Jay Leno designatedriverreason Change image and share on social
But the funny thing is, I broke my finger not on set doing kung fu. I broke my finger when I fell down the stairs prior to going on set. Jaime King breakfallfinger Change image and share on social
A good horror movie - it doesn't matter how many comedy horror films there have been before. Doesn't matter how much you think it's going to be funny. A good horror movie will scare the hell out of you... the moment you sit down and you start being exposed to that story, it's going to freeze your blood. Fede Alvarez bloodcomedyexpose share on social
I love the sad songs with their maudlin, self-deprecating, almost funny lyrics. As an Englishman, they make a lot of sense. Teddy Thompson deprecateenglishmanfunny Change image and share on social
If I think something's funny, I try to mold it into a joke as soon as possible. Once I have a joke, I say it a million different ways on stage until I find a rhythm and it feels like it's as good as it can be. Michael Che feltfindfunny share on social
I happen to be very good with younger actors because I have extremely vivid memories of that time of my life, and kids are just funny. David M. Evans actorextremelyfunny Change image and share on social
I definitely take after my dad, looks-wise. But my mum is my greatest inspiration. All the women in my family are amazing. They're hilarious. I love funny people. Shari Sebbens amazedadfamily Change image and share on social
It's just my natural way - to be funny. I don't know why that is. But as I've said, humor is a quick cover for shock, horror, confusion. The critics hate funny writers for the most part. They think funny is not serious, but I think that funny can be even more serious than nonfunny. And it can be more affecting, too. T. C. Boyle affectconfusioncover share on social
I don't know now if I'm funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that's funny. Craig Ferguson funnyhithope Change image and share on social
Believe it or not, I write on stage. I can't write anywhere else; I have to be in a moment. I also have to challenge myself to make something funny out of a premise. I never have my own jokes written. I have to change things as I go along, and I have to entertain myself. J. B. Smoove challengechangeentertain share on social