It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean. Mae West cleanfunnyhard Change image and share on social
In my own country, I play light comedies and funny parts. Carice van Houten comedycountryfunny Change image and share on social
If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny. Dane Cook funnymaketact Change image and share on social
It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance. Thomas Sowell considerableextentignorance Change image and share on social
I'd luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair. Bette Davis hairkisluv Change image and share on social
Comedy is so subjective. You could be in a room with 400 people laughing at a joke and you could just not think it's funny. You're just sitting there like, 'Am I in the twilight zone? Why is everyone laughing?' It's such a personal thing. People have such a personal visceral response to comedy. Todd Phillips comedyfunnyjoke share on social
I like the Kardashians. I watch 'em. When Kim got the botox in her face, and it made her face go weepy, that was funny. I also watch 'America's Next Top Model.' I've always been a big fan. Sam Worthington americabigbotox Change image and share on social
I was so inspired by Beverly Cleary's funny and wonderful books. Judy Blume beverlybookcleary Change image and share on social
I really like writing heroes who aren't necessarily 'Hollywood handsome.' Personally, I think men who are self-confident, intelligent, and funny are outrageously attractive - and my heroines tend to think that, too! Suzanne Brockmann attractiveconfidentfunny share on social