Top 451 Funny Quotes

Japanese people have a funny habit of abbreviating names.

Japanese people have a funny habit of abbreviating names.

Shigeru Miyamoto

And, you know, I liked writing humor. Well, I should say, I wanted to write seriously, but it kept turning funny.

And, you know, I liked writing humor. Well, I should say, I wanted to write seriously, but it kept turning funny.

Roseanne Barr

I always felt that it was easier to take a funny person and teach them to write television than to take somebody who was a television writer and make them funny. And I discovered a lot of great writers that went on to do a lot of great shows like 'Seinfeld,' 'Friends,' you know, 'Three and a Half Men.'

Roseanne Barr

It's funny to see a film in Spain with a lot of violence because we don't have a lot of violence. Well, of course, we have violence, some murders, some terrorism and a lot of things. We have suffered a dictatorship, and we talk about the civil war constantly.

Javier Camara

I think Irish women are strong as horses, incredibly loyal and for the most part, funny, witty, bright and optimistic in the face of devastating reality.

I think Irish women are strong as horses, incredibly loyal and for the most part, funny, witty, bright and optimistic in the face of devastating reality.

Fionnula Flanagan

There's so much that we just accept, but the reasons behind how certain rules came to be are so fascinating and funny, it just increases your affection for language.

There's so much that we just accept, but the reasons behind how certain rules came to be are so fascinating and funny, it just increases your affection for language.

Ursula Dubosarsky

If it's scary, it's supposed to be scary. If it's funny, it's supposed to be funny. That's all I try to do.

If it's scary, it's supposed to be scary. If it's funny, it's supposed to be funny. That's all I try to do.

Matthew Vaughn

I have had breast implants, but it's so funny 'cause it's not a secret; I could care less.

I have had breast implants, but it's so funny 'cause it's not a secret; I could care less.

Kourtney Kardashian

I was a little bit ashamed of American TV because I thought, 'None of the shows my father works on are as funny as my father.'

I was a little bit ashamed of American TV because I thought, 'None of the shows my father works on are as funny as my father.'

Joss Whedon

I have a funny accent in every language.

I have a funny accent in every language.

Carmen Busquets

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