We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect. Alanis Morissette loveperfectwill Change image and share on social
Unfortunately, sometimes the fans forget who puts the money and passion into the club. It's funny, but when you win, it's the coach and the players who are responsible, but when you lose, it's the owner's fault; but that's football. Andrea Della Valle clubcoachfan share on social
My primary responsibility is to be funny. Al Madrigal funnyprimaryresponsibility Change image and share on social
My daughters are both funny and smart and lots of fun. They play lacrosse, soccer, musical instruments, like to cook with me, and are naturals in the swimming pool. Honestly, though, what I like doing most with them is eating. I've worked really hard to make sure they are willing to try all sorts of different foods. Alexi Zentner cookdaughtereat share on social
Same thing, like my commercials are often times really funny because I tend to find 30 seconds is a really good amount of time to tell a joke. Alex Winter amountcommercialfind Change image and share on social
The fact is I'm choosy, but mainly about a man's character. He has to be interesting, funny and clever. I don't even mind if he's not very good-looking. Agyness Deyn characterchoosyclever Change image and share on social
Let's face it: It's difficult enough to be funny without worrying about what is going to offend whom. Alan King difficultfacefunny Change image and share on social
If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. Abraham Lincoln bringcoffeetea Change image and share on social
We have never been strictly political, only strictly funny. Adrian Edmondson funnypoliticalstrictly Change image and share on social
My wife and I ran through 'Justified' in, like, a day. And that is such a funny, amazing show. Adam Pally amazedayfunny Change image and share on social