Top 451 Funny Quotes

Japanese people have a funny habit of abbreviating names.

Japanese people have a funny habit of abbreviating names.

Shigeru Miyamoto

I think Irish women are strong as horses, incredibly loyal and for the most part, funny, witty, bright and optimistic in the face of devastating reality.

I think Irish women are strong as horses, incredibly loyal and for the most part, funny, witty, bright and optimistic in the face of devastating reality.

Fionnula Flanagan

There's so much that we just accept, but the reasons behind how certain rules came to be are so fascinating and funny, it just increases your affection for language.

There's so much that we just accept, but the reasons behind how certain rules came to be are so fascinating and funny, it just increases your affection for language.

Ursula Dubosarsky

If it's scary, it's supposed to be scary. If it's funny, it's supposed to be funny. That's all I try to do.

If it's scary, it's supposed to be scary. If it's funny, it's supposed to be funny. That's all I try to do.

Matthew Vaughn

I have had breast implants, but it's so funny 'cause it's not a secret; I could care less.

I have had breast implants, but it's so funny 'cause it's not a secret; I could care less.

Kourtney Kardashian

All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.

All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.

Jane Wagner

Here is my prescription to heal all wounds. Watch the film 'Funny Girl' at least five times, eat at least 45 chocolate bars, and hang out with all those friends you blew off to hang out with your ex. I truly believe that, through a combination of Nutella, old pals and Barbra Streisand, we can achieve happiness and, very probably, world peace.

Beth Ditto

I'm quite an odd little part of the Venn diagram. I'm not a movie star and beautiful in that way. I do an odd thing that's funny and sad, and my face and my old body can take that.

I'm quite an odd little part of the Venn diagram. I'm not a movie star and beautiful in that way. I do an odd thing that's funny and sad, and my face and my old body can take that.

Tamsin Greig

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Margaret Mead

On 'Lab Rats,' I read the script probably three or four times before we ever even do a table read because I want to be completely prepared. And I want to know exactly which beats I have to hit and where I need to make something comical. Some lines need a little more than others do just to get the point across, to get the joke to be funny.

Billy Unger

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