Food is an important part of a balanced diet. Fran Lebowitz balancedietfood Change image and share on social
Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra. Fran Lebowitz algebraassureconscious Change image and share on social
Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. Fran Lebowitz calliraqrabbi Change image and share on social
Humility is no substitute for a good personality. Fran Lebowitz goodhumilitypersonality Change image and share on social
To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel. Fran Lebowitz backbluntlyhotel Change image and share on social
Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football. Fran Lebowitz actualaspireexcuse Change image and share on social
Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat. Fran Lebowitz cutgoodinterest Change image and share on social
