You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do. Fran Lebowitz characterhopemoral Change image and share on social
I never met anyone who didn't have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood? Fran Lebowitz adulthoodchildmeet Change image and share on social
Food is an important part of a balanced diet. Fran Lebowitz balancedietfood Change image and share on social
Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra. Fran Lebowitz algebraassureconscious Change image and share on social
I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not. Fran Lebowitz calculationchancehave Change image and share on social
Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort. If you have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass. Fran Lebowitz abilityartisticburn share on social
Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. Fran Lebowitz calliraqrabbi Change image and share on social
Humility is no substitute for a good personality. Fran Lebowitz goodhumilitypersonality Change image and share on social
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. Fran Lebowitz buychilddinner Change image and share on social
