Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications. Fran Lebowitz bookhighpublication Change image and share on social
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. Fran Lebowitz buychilddinner Change image and share on social
If you're going to America, bring your own food. Fran Lebowitz americabringfood Change image and share on social
Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you. Fran Lebowitz happyhearlife Change image and share on social
Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw. Fran Lebowitz distortdrugfall Change image and share on social
Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable. Fran Lebowitz haveinsufferablespoil Change image and share on social
Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back. Fran Lebowitz backclthehotel Change image and share on social
Polite conversation is rarely either. Fran Lebowitz conversationpoliterarely Change image and share on social
All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable. Fran Lebowitz barelybeautifulchild Change image and share on social
In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy. Fran Lebowitz capitalismcommunismcountry Change image and share on social