Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football. Fran Lebowitz actualaspireexcuse Change image and share on social
I must take issue with the term 'a mere child', for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult. Fran Lebowitz adultchildcompany Change image and share on social
Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk. Fran Lebowitz allowbearablebroadcast Change image and share on social
Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat. Fran Lebowitz cutgoodinterest Change image and share on social
Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications. Fran Lebowitz bookhighpublication Change image and share on social
If you're going to America, bring your own food. Fran Lebowitz americabringfood Change image and share on social
Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you. Fran Lebowitz happyhearlife Change image and share on social
Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw. Fran Lebowitz distortdrugfall Change image and share on social
Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back. Fran Lebowitz backclthehotel Change image and share on social
