Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat. Fran Lebowitz beatcheatchild Change image and share on social
If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract teach him to deduct. Fran Lebowitz abutchilddeduct Change image and share on social
Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football. Fran Lebowitz actualaspireexcuse Change image and share on social
I must take issue with the term 'a mere child', for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult. Fran Lebowitz adultchildcompany Change image and share on social
Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk. Fran Lebowitz allowbearablebroadcast Change image and share on social
Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat. Fran Lebowitz cutgoodinterest Change image and share on social
Humility is no substitute for a good personality. Fran Lebowitz goodhumilitypersonality Change image and share on social
Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications. Fran Lebowitz bookhighpublication Change image and share on social
I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not. Fran Lebowitz calculationchancehave Change image and share on social
