Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra. Fran Lebowitz algebraassureconscious Change image and share on social
Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add. Fran Lebowitz addbotherchild Change image and share on social
My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airports, streets, hotel lobbies, parks, and department stores. Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them. Fran Lebowitz adultairportarea share on social
I must take issue with the term 'a mere child', for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult. Fran Lebowitz adultchildcompany Change image and share on social
Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk. Fran Lebowitz allowbearablebroadcast Change image and share on social
Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat. Fran Lebowitz beatcheatchild Change image and share on social
Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat. Fran Lebowitz cutgoodinterest Change image and share on social
Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications. Fran Lebowitz bookhighpublication Change image and share on social
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. Fran Lebowitz buychilddinner Change image and share on social
