Polite conversation is rarely either. Fran Lebowitz conversationpoliterarely Change image and share on social
All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable. Fran Lebowitz barelybeautifulchild Change image and share on social
Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try. Fran Lebowitz bookgoodlife Change image and share on social
Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add. Fran Lebowitz addbotherchild Change image and share on social
Scientists - the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set. Fran Lebowitz bloomsburycrowddash Change image and share on social
Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs. Fran Lebowitz arguechaircomfortable Change image and share on social
Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you won't feel like watching. Fran Lebowitz assurechildday Change image and share on social
I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not. Fran Lebowitz chancefigurelottery Change image and share on social
I place a high moral value on the way people behave. I find it repellent to have a lot, and to behave with anything other than courtesy in the old sense of the word - politeness of the heart, a gentleness of the spirit. Fran Lebowitz behavecourtesyfind share on social