If you're going to America, bring your own food. Fran Lebowitz americabringfood Change image and share on social
Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw. Fran Lebowitz distortdrugfall Change image and share on social
You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do. Fran Lebowitz characterhopemoral Change image and share on social
Polite conversation is rarely either. Fran Lebowitz conversationpoliterarely Change image and share on social
Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. Fran Lebowitz averagegreatidea Change image and share on social
I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not. Fran Lebowitz calculationchancehave Change image and share on social
All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable. Fran Lebowitz barelybeautifulchild Change image and share on social
I never met anyone who didn't have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood? Fran Lebowitz adulthoodchildmeet Change image and share on social
Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you. Fran Lebowitz happyhearlife Change image and share on social
