Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try. Fran Lebowitz bookgoodlife Change image and share on social
Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add. Fran Lebowitz addbotherchild Change image and share on social
Scientists - the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set. Fran Lebowitz bloomsburycrowddash Change image and share on social
Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs. Fran Lebowitz arguechaircomfortable Change image and share on social
There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior. Fran Lebowitz attemptbehaviorconstitute Change image and share on social
Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you won't feel like watching. Fran Lebowitz assurechildday Change image and share on social
I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not. Fran Lebowitz chancefigurelottery Change image and share on social
My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airports, streets, hotel lobbies, parks, and department stores. Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them. Fran Lebowitz adultairportarea share on social
Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. Fran Lebowitz childconfectionfreshly Change image and share on social