If you're going to America, bring your own food. Fran Lebowitz americabringfood Change image and share on social
Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw. Fran Lebowitz distortdrugfall Change image and share on social
Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back. Fran Lebowitz backclthehotel Change image and share on social
Polite conversation is rarely either. Fran Lebowitz conversationpoliterarely Change image and share on social
My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airports, streets, hotel lobbies, parks, and department stores. Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them. Fran Lebowitz adultairportarea share on social
All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable. Fran Lebowitz barelybeautifulchild Change image and share on social
I never met anyone who didn't have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood? Fran Lebowitz adulthoodchildmeet Change image and share on social
Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try. Fran Lebowitz bookgoodlife Change image and share on social
Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs. Fran Lebowitz arguechaircomfortable Change image and share on social
