You know, at parties, people always ask, 'Where were you when Kennedy was shot?' Well, I don't have an alibi!
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Emo Philips
These are some quotes by American author Emo Philips Comedian, who was born on February 7, 1956.
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My recurring nightmare is that someday I will be faced with a panel: Franklin Roosevelt, John Kennedy and Lyndon Johnson all of whom will be telling me everything I got wrong about them. I know that Johnson's out there saying, 'Why is it that what you wrote about the Kennedys is twice as long as the book you wrote about me?'