Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes chew leather morning
My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself. Emo Philips classmatecopulatelimit Change image and share on social
You know what I hate? Indian givers... no, I take that back. Emo Philips backgiverhate Change image and share on social
Always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said: 'A truck!' Emo Philips grandfatherremembertruck Change image and share on social
Topsoil is a place of digestion. It sucks and chews things into smaller pieces. When it's hungry, it turns grey and stony; when it's thirsty, it opens thousands of cracked lips. Subsoil is more skeletal: it doesn't digest. Alice Oswald chewcrackdigest share on social
Do I sometimes hope I wake up in the morning and people are like, 'What's wrong with her? She looks emaciated.' Of course I would love that. I'm such a clothes whore, I would love the opportunity to be a hanger. But I think I'm more confident than I've ever felt in my life. Melissa McCarthy clotheconfidentemaciate share on social
I'm not a malicious person. When you get past the tattoos and leather, I give people a fair shake. There are periods when I've sowed some wild oats, no doubt about it. And I can party with some of the heavyweights. There are some stories about me that, yeah, where there's smoke there's fire. But sometimes the smoke is just smoke. Al Jourgensen doubtfairfire share on social