Emo Philips

You know what I hate? Indian givers... no, I take that back.

My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself.

Always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said: 'A truck!'

The Audio Home Recording Act directly says that noncommercial copying by consumers is lawful.

I am thrilled to get the chance to write comics - and to tell Forgotten Realms tales, to boot!

Australians and the British are very similar: If you try and stand out in any way, and you try to reach for success, someone is gonna be there to cut you down.