Emo Philips

My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself.

You know what I hate? Indian givers... no, I take that back.

Always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said: 'A truck!'

As a young child my attention span was, as I remember it, rather short.

If my house was on fire, I can't compromise about which part of the house I'm going to save. You save the whole house or it will all burn down. We either save this country or we do not.

I don't think I was a good model. I think I was born to emote and act. I would walk down the ramp and smile and they used to say, 'Give us a blank look.' It was really difficult not to smile.