I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there's never any gum under any of them. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes bar gum hope
You know what I hate? Indian givers... no, I take that back. Emo Philips backgiverhate Change image and share on social
My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself. Emo Philips classmatecopulatelimit Change image and share on social
Always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said: 'A truck!' Emo Philips grandfatherremembertruck Change image and share on social
Do I sometimes hope I wake up in the morning and people are like, 'What's wrong with her? She looks emaciated.' Of course I would love that. I'm such a clothes whore, I would love the opportunity to be a hanger. But I think I'm more confident than I've ever felt in my life. Melissa McCarthy clotheconfidentemaciate share on social
Nas is one of my favorite rappers because you don't get any of that flashy stuntin'; you get the real, just raw bars. The way he tells stories and his vibe, I think we would make great music together. Juicy J barfavoriteflashy Change image and share on social
If you accept that people are the products of evolution, then you have to have an open mind to the truth. Unfair discrimination exists whether we like it or not; I wouldn't have married a gum-chewing vegetarian. James D. Watson acceptchewdiscrimination share on social