Emo Philips

I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there's never any gum under any of them.
I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there's never any gum under any of them.
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These are some quotes by American author Emo Philips Comedian, who was born on February 7, 1956.