He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes disaster help site
My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself. Emo Philips classmatecopulatelimit Change image and share on social
You know what I hate? Indian givers... no, I take that back. Emo Philips backgiverhate Change image and share on social
Always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said: 'A truck!' Emo Philips grandfatherremembertruck Change image and share on social
The minute you think you've got it made, disaster is just around the corner. Joe Paterno cornerdisasterhave Change image and share on social
To me, the biggest surprise is that Google still functions despite the explosion in the number of sites. Robert Cailliau bigexplosionfunction Change image and share on social
When I do my makeup, it kind of helps me get into the character that I'm trying to portray. Ashley Wagner characterhelpkind Change image and share on social
