Eddie Izzard

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.

Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.

My first name, with the rare two-r spelling, came from a sportswriter named Garry Schumacher. My parents didn't know him personally, but my mother liked the spelling.

My personal philosophy would be don't whine, don't let opportunities pass you by, be willing to work hard, and remember that you don't know as much as you think you do, ever.

Doubt is part of all religion. All the religious thinkers were doubters.