Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both... different. In spelling. Eddie Izzard philosophyreligionspell Change image and share on social
I don't believe that competitions are important. Eddie Izzard competitionimportant Change image and share on social
Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. They're just pretty people singing music written by others. Eddie Izzard bandboyexplode Change image and share on social
I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from. Eddie Izzard europegrowhistory Change image and share on social
Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal. Eddie Izzard buycatdeal Change image and share on social
They tend to come out a colour called 'Pants left in wash' Eddie Izzard callcolourleave Change image and share on social
So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then President Clinton lied about a relationship, and everyone was surprised! A little naive, I feel! Eddie Izzard americanclintonfeel Change image and share on social
My stand-up is quite good now, people say. It's just like a big conversation each time. Every gig is a rehearsal. Eddie Izzard bigconversationgig Change image and share on social
