Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both... different. In spelling. Eddie Izzard philosophyreligionspell Change image and share on social
I try to just talk about human stories and what I think about religion or teapots or whatever. Eddie Izzard humanreligionstory Change image and share on social
I don't believe that competitions are important. Eddie Izzard competitionimportant Change image and share on social
Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. They're just pretty people singing music written by others. Eddie Izzard bandboyexplode Change image and share on social
I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from. Eddie Izzard europegrowhistory Change image and share on social
Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal. Eddie Izzard buycatdeal Change image and share on social
I try to keep performing as much as possible - I just like to. I used to take huge gaps off between gigs, now I just like to do stand-up gigs as much as I can. Eddie Izzard gapgighuge Change image and share on social
So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then President Clinton lied about a relationship, and everyone was surprised! A little naive, I feel! Eddie Izzard americanclintonfeel Change image and share on social
My stand-up is quite good now, people say. It's just like a big conversation each time. Every gig is a rehearsal. Eddie Izzard bigconversationgig Change image and share on social
MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic. Eddie Izzard catchgiveironic Change image and share on social
