If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. Eddie Izzard acidelephanthave Change image and share on social
If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan. Eddie Izzard godplansimilar Change image and share on social
Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both... different. In spelling. Eddie Izzard philosophyreligionspell Change image and share on social
I try to just talk about human stories and what I think about religion or teapots or whatever. Eddie Izzard humanreligionstory Change image and share on social
I don't believe that competitions are important. Eddie Izzard competitionimportant Change image and share on social
Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. They're just pretty people singing music written by others. Eddie Izzard bandboyexplode Change image and share on social
MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic. Eddie Izzard catchgiveironic Change image and share on social
Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal. Eddie Izzard buycatdeal Change image and share on social
My stand-up is quite good now, people say. It's just like a big conversation each time. Every gig is a rehearsal. Eddie Izzard bigconversationgig Change image and share on social
I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from. Eddie Izzard europegrowhistory Change image and share on social