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I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from. Eddie Izzard europegrowhistory Change image and share on social
MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic. Eddie Izzard catchgiveironic Change image and share on social
Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal. Eddie Izzard buycatdeal Change image and share on social
It is hardly surprising that women concentrate on the way they look instead of what is in their minds since not much has been put in their minds to begin with. Mary Shelley beginconcentratemind Change image and share on social
Politicians who wear little tennis socks with the balls at the back should not be taken seriously. Mo Rocca backballpolitician Change image and share on social
In the original 'Star Wars' movie, there is a small toaster-sized and shaped robot on the Death Star that guides Stormtroopers to where they need to go. I always liked that robot because I could imagine how to build it - and it served a real purpose. Colin Angle builddeathguide share on social
