The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election. Earl Wilson elderelectionfast Change image and share on social
A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie. Earl Wilson endgiftman Change image and share on social
Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough. Earl Wilson adolescencedisappearignore Change image and share on social
A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking. Earl Wilson havelongtake Change image and share on social
You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten. Earl Wilson billdoctorhandwriting Change image and share on social
If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it. Earl Wilson signwrite Change image and share on social
Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back. Earl Wilson backbringcar Change image and share on social
Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously. Earl Wilson abilityeaseill Change image and share on social
Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to duty. Earl Wilson calldutyfar Change image and share on social
One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills. Earl Wilson bloodclimbhigh Change image and share on social
