The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election. Earl Wilson elderelectionfast Change image and share on social
A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking. Earl Wilson havelongtake Change image and share on social
A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie. Earl Wilson endgiftman Change image and share on social
Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough. Earl Wilson adolescencedisappearignore Change image and share on social
If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it. Earl Wilson signwrite Change image and share on social
Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously. Earl Wilson abilityeaseill Change image and share on social
This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt. Earl Wilson coupledebtdeeply Change image and share on social
Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to duty. Earl Wilson calldutyfar Change image and share on social
Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents. Earl Wilson accentparentstress Change image and share on social
One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills. Earl Wilson bloodclimbhigh Change image and share on social
