Earl Wilson

A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie.

Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money?

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

I think for any actor, for the roles they deeply, truly want? They always have to audition for them.

The federal debt in this country is principally of Republican design.

Well, I actually wrote her a letter a couple of days ago congratulating her. The tone I tried to convey in the letter is, look, you are a part of a great American historical process.