Top 29 Quotes by Earl Wilson

To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.

Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in the air.

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.

Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to duty.

You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.

He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.

Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect.

Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.

The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election.

Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.