Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect. Earl Wilson ageexpectmiddle Change image and share on social
To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible. Earl Wilson bargaindeductibleman Change image and share on social
Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break. Earl Wilson breakcoffeecommunication Change image and share on social
The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise. Earl Wilson askchanceman Change image and share on social
A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie. Earl Wilson endgiftman Change image and share on social
Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in the air. Earl Wilson abilityairearth Change image and share on social
The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election. Earl Wilson elderelectionfast Change image and share on social
Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back. Earl Wilson backbringcar Change image and share on social
He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone. Earl Wilson craphonestphone Change image and share on social
Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't. Earl Wilson gossiphear Change image and share on social