Earl Wilson

A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie.

Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money?

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

I always dreamed of writing in an orchestral context. But when you finish a piece, you want to hear it. So we played everything with Phish.

What I know about Mike Tyson, I see in the boxing ring. As far as all of the gossip stuff that I hear about him, I know first hand to take that with a grain of salt.