He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes crap honest phone
A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie. Earl Wilson endgiftman Change image and share on social
Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money? Earl Wilson futuregenerationmoney Change image and share on social
Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough. Earl Wilson adolescencedisappearignore Change image and share on social
I write for kids because I think the most interesting (and most humorous) stories come from people's childhoods. When I was writing 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid,' I had a blast talking on the phone to my younger brother, Patrick, remembering all of the things that happened to our family when we were growing up. Jeff Kinney blastbrotherchildhood share on social
I'm a guy who's passionate about singing, but I can't sing for crap. Christopher Mintz-Plasse crapguypassionate Change image and share on social
I don't think even when you find a person, you can be completely honest, ever. There's still pieces of you that you don't give away. I do believe you always need that place where it's just you, your thoughts, no one else's judgment or anything. Alicia Keys completelyfindgive share on social