Doug Larson

Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.

The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.

The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.

England was full of words I'd never heard before - streaky bacon, short back and sides, Belisha beacon, serviettes, high tea, ice-cream cornet.

A slighted woman knows no bounds.

Life expectancy is a statistical phenomenon. You could still be hit by the proverbial bus tomorrow.