Doug Larson

The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.

The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.

I don't think I ever once heard Mum utter a religious or spiritual sentiment, a considerable feat considering that she was married for 57 years to one of the most prominent Catholics in the country.

Well, I actually wrote her a letter a couple of days ago congratulating her. The tone I tried to convey in the letter is, look, you are a part of a great American historical process.

Everything that I will ever accomplish, I owe to God, to my parent's sacrifices, and to the United States of America.