A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. Doug Larson formhumorlow Change image and share on social
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. Doug Larson growlearnmaster Change image and share on social
Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away. Doug Larson knockopportunityquietly Change image and share on social
There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware. Doug Larson blissfullyhappyinform Change image and share on social
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. Doug Larson cardayend Change image and share on social
For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. Doug Larson actbeatdisappear Change image and share on social
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. Doug Larson clearconsciencelot Change image and share on social
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. Doug Larson changecitygive Change image and share on social
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. Doug Larson concentratefishimportant Change image and share on social
