A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. Doug Larson growlearnmaster Change image and share on social
The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools. Doug Larson foolsurprisesurvive Change image and share on social
Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away. Doug Larson knockopportunityquietly Change image and share on social
There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware. Doug Larson blissfullyhappyinform Change image and share on social
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. Doug Larson cardayend Change image and share on social
Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours. Doug Larson deprivedetourestablish Change image and share on social
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse. Doug Larson badlymarriagepartner Change image and share on social
For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. Doug Larson actbeatdisappear Change image and share on social
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. Doug Larson formhumorlow Change image and share on social
