Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. Doug Larson baconboundexpectancy Change image and share on social
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. Doug Larson concentratefishimportant Change image and share on social
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. Doug Larson growlearnmaster Change image and share on social
Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away. Doug Larson knockopportunityquietly Change image and share on social
Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk. Doug Larson lifetimelistenprefer Change image and share on social
There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware. Doug Larson blissfullyhappyinform Change image and share on social
The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate. Doug Larson experiencegraduatelearn Change image and share on social
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. Doug Larson cardayend Change image and share on social
The reason people blame things on previous generations is that there's only one other choice. Doug Larson blamechoicegeneration Change image and share on social
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. Doug Larson formhumorlow Change image and share on social
