Every night when I go out on stage, there's always one nagging fear in the back of my mind. I'm always afraid that somewhere out there, there is one person in the audience that I'm not going to offend! Don Rickles afraidaudienceback share on social
I have my own gym. When you do jokes and they sell, you get a gym. Don Rickles gymjokesell Change image and share on social
Italians are fantastic people, really. They can work you over in an alley while singing an opera. Don Rickles alleyfantasticitalian Change image and share on social
Famous people are deceptive. Deep down, they're just regular people. Like Larry King. We've been friends for forty years. He's one of the few guys I know who's really famous. One minute he's talking to the president on his cell phone, and then the next minute he's saying to me, 'Do you think we ought to give the waiter another dollar?' Don Rickles celldeceptivedeep share on social
To my knowledge, I was the first guy really to do what I do. And then later on different comedians started trying doing it. Don Rickles comedianguyknowledge Change image and share on social
Among my friends, I'm not a little Boy Scout, and they love my humor, thank God. Don Rickles boyfriendgod Change image and share on social
Johnny Carson was a big influence on me - all of those shows I did with him over the years, like, 100 of them, they made a bit of a name for me at the time, so that part of my life was very good. Don Rickles bigbitecarson Change image and share on social
When you stand alone and sell yourself, you can't please everyone. But when you're different, you can last. Don Rickles sellstand Change image and share on social
I was 28 when my father died, and I was an only child. Don Rickles childdiefather Change image and share on social
When I got out of high school, I wanted to be an actor but was getting a lot of rejections. I was getting rejected by life. My mother, God rest her soul, told me not to quit. Don Rickles actorgodhigh Change image and share on social