Compared to what some of the young comics use for material today, I'm a priest. Don Rickles comiccomparematerial Change image and share on social
My father was an insurance man and a small-time gambler. He was a good man, but he had an eye for the racehorses, and I saw how it used to bother my mother. I've never gambled a dime. Never, in all those years in Vegas. Don Rickles botherdimeeye share on social
Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. Don Rickles businessinsurancekid Change image and share on social
I was always the guy - out of insecurities, I was always making fun, even as a kid. Don Rickles funguyinsecurity Change image and share on social
If I have learned anything, it is to keep my wife happy by sending her lavish gifts. Other men can learn from my success and send their wives and girlfriends fresh flowers for birthdays, anniversaries, and of course, Valentine's Day. Don Rickles anniversarybirthdayday share on social
I do situations and make fun of authority and life. Don Rickles authorityfunlife Change image and share on social
Sinatra had a lot of mood swings, but he was wonderful to my wife Barbara and to me. He made no bones about who he liked and who he loved, and he had this great charisma. When he walked into a room, it stopped. I've only seen that happen with Ronald Reagan. Don Rickles barbarabonecharisma share on social
