Don Rickles

My grandchildren just know me now as Mr. Potato Head.

I was 28 when my father died, and I was an only child.

Alan King, a comedian I adored, was considered society, and I was considered the Jewish kid from the neighborhood.

If you have a block of ballistics gelatin and a high-speed camera, pretty soon somebody gets a gun!

I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates.

I don't really have time to watch too much, but I like 'Family Guy' and 'Entourage.' I'm also obsessed with the YouTube series 'Balls of Steel.' It's hilarious.