I stopped smoking. But my personality I still have. I get up in the morning, and not everybody loves me, so if you want to call that a bad habit, there's that. Don Rickles badcallhabit Change image and share on social
I couldn't sell air conditioners on a 98-degree day. When I demonstrated them in a showroom, I pushed the wrong button and blew the circuit. Don Rickles airblowbutton Change image and share on social
When you enter a room, you have to kiss his ring. I don't mind, but he has it in his back pocket. Don Rickles backenterkis Change image and share on social
I think if I took therapy, the doctor would quit. He'd just pick up the couch and walk out of the room. Don Rickles couchdoctorpick Change image and share on social
Eddie Fisher married to Elizabeth Taylor is like me trying to wash the Empire State Building with a bar of soap. Don Rickles barbuildeddie Change image and share on social
I'm not one of those guys who wants to die on a stage. Don Rickles dieguystage Change image and share on social
Sinatra had a lot of mood swings, but he was wonderful to my wife Barbara and to me. He made no bones about who he liked and who he loved, and he had this great charisma. When he walked into a room, it stopped. I've only seen that happen with Ronald Reagan. Don Rickles barbarabonecharisma share on social
Bob Hope was totally regimented. I go in and say a line like, 'Hi Bob' and I'd have to do it five times, and then Bob would take me to the writers to say the line different ways. He wouldn't let me ad-lib. Don Rickles bobhopelib share on social
Half the battle is that people have to like you before you say one joke, one bit of humor. Don Rickles battlebitehalf Change image and share on social
