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My grandchildren just know me now as Mr. Potato Head. Don Rickles grandchildheadpotato Change image and share on social
I was 28 when my father died, and I was an only child. Don Rickles childdiefather Change image and share on social
Alan King, a comedian I adored, was considered society, and I was considered the Jewish kid from the neighborhood. Don Rickles adorealancomedian Change image and share on social
If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck. Jeff Foxworthy rednecksittelevision Change image and share on social
If every time you engage in a sex act, you go into a confession box, you will never accept your own sexuality. George Weinberg acceptactbox Change image and share on social
I just had an idea that went right over my head. Lawrence Welk headidea Change image and share on social
