Don Herold

Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it.

There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.

Poverty must have many satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people.

The Gulf of Mexico, they believe, is a huge asteroid. That was an impact zone, you know that? Yeah, for that big a thing to actually hit our globe, it would have had to adjusted the spin, the axis.

I have a naturally camp sensibility and a camp sense of humour. I love the icons that gay people love.

I have always thought of sophistication as rather a feeble substitute for decadence.