If you want a long-term relationship that doesn't require a lot of work, I say, get a dog. They love you no matter what. But when it comes to humans, there's no secret; you really have to appreciate the person every single day. Denis Leary daydoghuman share on social
My nieces and my nephews think the only thing that I do is 'Ice Age.' That's fine with me because pretty soon they'll grow up enough to realize that I suck or that my time has passed, whichever it might be. Denis Leary agefinegrow share on social
When I was doing standup, I always wanted to get out of the standup world and take it back into the theatrical world, like with 'No Cure For Cancer.' Denis Leary backcancercure Change image and share on social
You try to - you want to fly on both sides of the political fence because that's where the - where the comedy is. Denis Leary comedyfencefly Change image and share on social
The Social Wishlist on Facebook is a great example of everything right about social media. Denis Leary facebookgreatmedium Change image and share on social
First of all, I have to have trucks because I live most of my time on a horse farm, so I've gotta have trucks. It's in the northeast; I've got to have pickup trucks to move snow, number one. Number two, just if I'm driving, I don't have to have an SUV, but I want a big car. Denis Leary bigcardrive share on social
I'm no day at the beach. And if it is a beach, it's Hampton Beach. Ever been there? It's not nice. Denis Leary beachdayhampton Change image and share on social
I'd love to play in a Red Sox game. It would be so awesome to actually walk out on the field and play, just for one inning. I'd also steal everything I could get my hands on in the clubhouse, which is why they won't let me do it. Denis Leary awesomeclubhousefield share on social
There's not going to be a 'Rescue Me' movie. Not a chance. Denis Leary chancemovierescue Change image and share on social
