First of all, I have to have trucks because I live most of my time on a horse farm, so I've gotta have trucks. It's in the northeast; I've got to have pickup trucks to move snow, number one. Number two, just if I'm driving, I don't have to have an SUV, but I want a big car. Denis Leary bigcardrive share on social
I'm no day at the beach. And if it is a beach, it's Hampton Beach. Ever been there? It's not nice. Denis Leary beachdayhampton Change image and share on social
Kids are incredibly expensive. But it pays off later when they are better educated, bigger, and better-looking than you. And find you incessantly boring and uncool. Denis Leary bigboreeducate Change image and share on social
Most of the women placed in the fire department here in New York never passed the physical test. And a fat guy or a short guy, or anybody not passing the test in a life-or-death job, leads to friction. Denis Leary deathdepartmentfat share on social
I'd love to play in a Red Sox game. It would be so awesome to actually walk out on the field and play, just for one inning. I'd also steal everything I could get my hands on in the clubhouse, which is why they won't let me do it. Denis Leary awesomeclubhousefield share on social
Technology is changing, so the viewership is getting broken up. My kids watch everything downloaded; they have no idea what the numbers or the names of the channels mean, except 'FX makes the show that I see on my computer.' Denis Leary breakchangechannel share on social
There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid. Denis Leary clotheguaranteelay Change image and share on social
Kathy Bates is sexy. It's partly because of her talent, but she's got a great face, and a great laugh. Denis Leary batefacegreat Change image and share on social
I fell asleep during 'Year One' twice. And my son, who never falls asleep during a Jack Black movie, also nodded off. That's how bad it was. I was incredibly disappointed. Denis Leary asleepbadblack Change image and share on social
There's not going to be a 'Rescue Me' movie. Not a chance. Denis Leary chancemovierescue Change image and share on social